JET'AIME

sick like a dog throughout the whole cny
pathetic much ):
realised my memory sucks bad, real bad
while opening all my angbaos yesterday nioht, i realised i havent even banked in last years money
no wonder im constantly outta money
its barely one and im about to dieeeee ):
friggin tired, mad friggin mother tired

the girlies and i have been planning an overseas trip since the start of their o’s and we’re finally heaading to GENTING (:

the coach is madspacious and theres an entertainment system
perfect for when miss piggy janice snoozes off in the seat beside me
and i occupied myself with tangled and avatar all the while, thinking sarah was sleeping too
turns out she was not sleeping, but counting telephone booths/lamp posts or sth
and when we realised we both were not sleeping, we played silly games
and janice was oblivious, happily snoozing all the way to genting

nothings more important to sarah on a road trip than TISSUE
and im darn thankful for sarah and her tissue esp in situations when im desperate for tissue

AND WE FINALLY REACHED!

FOODSTASHHHHH!

MOTHERSTARVING
and its back to tradition - PIZZAHUT!

you know you are childhood deprived when you wanna play bumper car
strategy - aim to wreck the cars of annoying wailing kids

this kid looks like sarah’s friend!
and she gave this mother annoying face!
and to make the secret snapshot more discreet, sarah and janice pretended to pose
but we talked to her later and she was actually uber cute and friendly
and she picked me to sit on the indoor rollercoaster with her
OVER JANICE AND SARAH hahaha

back to the room to shower before we head out to dinner and continue exploring

and with nothing to do and nowhere to go after archery (mother tiring btw, our arms ached till we came back to sg)
we sat on the gondola ride
WRONG MOVE
it moved sooooo slowly, adventure-scared sarah was trying to rock the gondola to make it more fun HAHA

another tradition BOWLING
didnt do too badly this time
i think i actually won

and we started camwhoring cause our white socks glowed under the blacklight
janice and i forgot to bring socks and we had to buy those old school socks
the kind we wore in primary school
so we decided to go all old school and pulled it up as high as we could

headed back to the room and they started their pillow fight
those two were annoying one another the entire trip
HAHA
headed to the outdoor theme park the next morning

literally ride into the clouds and we got down with our hair and clothes all wet

and its finally time to go home ):

when we were going down the highlands, it started to pour soooo heavily and by the time we got down, the roads were flooded and the bus had to inch really slowly
sarah: I NEVER SEE FLOOD BEFORE! QUICK TAKE PICTURES!

we all enjoyed the trip soooo much we made a promise to make holidays an annual affair
next destination - BINTAN (:

dad: WAH WHO FARTED?! SO SMELLYYY!
everyone in office: NOT ME!
auntyannie: KENNETH! IS IT YOU?! no response; must be him!
uncletm: he went to smoke
philip: eeeeeeh i think its from my room! from the aircon!
me and wenna: HUH?
philip: why am i so unlucky (philip gets all sorts of weird smells coming out from his aircon!)
dad: spray some air freshener first
philip: its okay; i dont go in first
auntyannie: philip! its cause very smelly and boss cannot tahan thats why he ask you to spray; not cause he want you to spray
dad: yeah! i left my room to escape the smell already
everyone: HAHAHA!

WHY IS FB SO ANNOYINGGGGGG!
i was uploading US trip photos
and im only done with photos from san francisco and las vegas
WHEN FB BLOCKED ME!
WTF!
what on earth did i do to deserve this shit?!
i dont even know why the heck they blocked me
OHMOTHER!

okay i googled this shit

“Facebook has policies to stop behavior that other members may find annoying or abusive. Even if you did not have this intention, we determined that you posted something that violated our standards or were repeatedly using the same feature in a short period of time.”

im not being annoying cause even if my photos are annoying, people who dont like can jolly well not click on the hyperlink
and dont even get me started on abusive; cause really, right now, all i wanna do is smash this bloody screen
of course im repeatedly using a feature! LIKE DUH!
im pretty sure anyone who goes in with an intention of fbing would be doing whatever he/she/it wanted to do
SO WTF IS WRONG WITH REPEATEDLY USING THE SAME FEATURE?!
am i supposed to use a feature ive no intention of using just cause i cant use the same feature repeatedly?
makes no sense to me

“Unfortunately, Facebook cannot provide any specifics on the rate limits that are enforced. The threshold at which you are warned is not a specific number, but rather determined by different factors, such as speed, time, and quantity.”

LO AND BEHOLD!
no specific rules and limits

imagine a traffic warden slowing your car down and saying this to you
TW: miss, youre going using this stretch of road too many times in a day. youre officially blocked from using this stretch till youre blocked no more. continual usage of this road would lead to your car being confiscated eventually. this is because your behaviour is annoying and abusive. therefore the block
ME: oh then how many times can i drive down this stretch of road before im blocked?
TW: theres no specific number; and is determined by different factors
ME: oh great; then how would i know when i would be blocked?
TW: oh, that. you would be blocked when you are blocked.

at times like this, im damn appreciative of tumblr

the bfff wanted to try this on me
and it was kinda fail
but its prettay enough for us to try again